It’s a lovely quiet day here in Victoria and we need a break from the fake world out there, don’t we? Need some humor? I came across one of those posts with 45 jokes so I’ll share a few, if you’re into it.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” I said, “No it doesn’t.”
I’ve been told I’m condescending.
(that means I talk down to people)
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.